阿東的運動阿斯匹靈

原文出處：herohiro的布拉格廣場    芭樂亂報
http://www.wretch.cc/blog/herohiro&article_id=4546705   

寫到阿民這次的事情     哈哈  套用《全民大悶鍋》  還蠻好笑的   XD                           
                                                     

                                                                                
                              言論自由
                                                                               
                         以              置
                         天              他
                         下              人
                         八              生
                         卦              死
                         為              於
                         己              度
                         任              外
                                                         


                                                                               
哈囉哈囉大家好~ 又到了今天最振奮的時刻了!!
                                                                               
好 我們先呼一下口號 來這個這個提振士氣!!
                                                                               
最重要的新聞畫面是什麼？
                                         裸體＋屍體!!
最重要的新聞事件是什麼?
                                         醜聞＋緋聞!!
                                                                               
                                                                               
ok啦ok啦 上新聞!!
                                                                               
「這個建仔的新聞要怎麼報？」
                                                                               
（嘆氣）聽說這個建仔~在美國發出公開信說這個什麼
                                                                               
        即日起不再接受任何台灣霉體採訪!!

                                                                               
這個好!! 我們等來等去就是在等今天
                                                                               
是不是!? 我們就是要打倒所有偶像
                                                                               
還有摧毀這些跟我們競爭 老是在模仿我們的台灣霉體!!
                                                                               
反正這些台灣霉體跟演繹圈一樣亂七八糟 屋七嗎黑的~
                                                                               
好! 我們就下個標題 就說這個
                                                                               
                                                                               
               「腦殘台灣霉體 惹毛建仔生氣」
                                                                               
                                                                               
然後我們就把這些腦殘新聞給登上去 然後在貼一張建仔生氣的照片!!
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
「可是我們沒有王生氣的照片耶...」
                                                  
                                                                               
                                                                               
沒有照片是不是？沒有我們就用畫的
                                                                               
我們培養那麼多畫家幹什麼？
                                                                               
你以為我們要開芭樂畫展阿?
                                                                               
然後呢 我們再隨便貼一張以前台灣妓者採訪王的照片
                                                                               
照片上有哪家的霉體我們再打馬賽克上去
                                                                               
馬賽克打淡一點~ 淡化處理~
                                                                               
淡一點就OK啦 讓這看起來可以若隱若現的看到是哪些霉體像avbs啦 陰森啦
                                                                               
讓我們的讀者知道 是哪些可惡的台灣霉體害得 害我們的建仔生氣!!
                                                                               
反正那些霉體假如要告我們的時候 就說我們有打了麻~
                                                                               
是不是 知不知道阿~
                                                                               
這種東西是大家最愛看的啦~
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
「可是我們還不確定是不是這些霉體惹王生氣耶...」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
哎呀!不確定有什麼關係~~
                                                                               
我們是未審先判 要不然要我們這個芭樂幹什麼
                                                                               
如果說我們未審先判 判對了
                                                                               
那就是我們先知先覺
                                                                               
如果我們這樣誤判 就判錯了怎麼辦?
                                                                               
怎麼辦!? 要怎麼辦!?
                                                                               
道歉了事阿（笑）阿哈哈哈
                                                                               
還不簡單 報紙自己家印的 隨便印個小小的道歉就好啦～

                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
「馬殺雞來了~~~」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
知道啦~ 先等等~
                                                                               
總之我們就這樣報
                                                                               
要不然我們在找人去米國採訪這個王 問他對這些腦殘台灣霉體的看法
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
「可是他不是說拒絕任何台灣媒體採訪？」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
阿你頭殼裝屎嗎？ 還是你也跟霉體一樣腦殘？
                                                                               
就說我們不是台灣霉體阿~
                                                                               
大不了我們公司派一個港仔去訪問不就好了咩!!
                                                                               
阿哈哈～ 知不知道阿
                                                                               
要讓讀者知道我們也是很關心的阿~
                                                                               
這樣才報紙大賣啦~~~
                                                                               
                                                                               
最重要的不是關心這個建仔
                                                                               
最重要的是買我們的報紙阿 阿哈哈哈~
                                                                               
買報紙就好 關心放在心裡面就好啦~
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
ok啦! 好好好快快快~~~ 跑新聞!!跑新聞去啦~
                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
(嘆氣)台灣霉體這麼多
                                                                               
                                                                               
      腥聞怎麼報？
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                    亂報阿!!




呵呵呵~~~按摩妹我來啦...!!